1. You have these cute little pet names for him. Like, Dumbass and Pansy.

2. Angelus, The Master, Spike, Drucilla, The Gentlemen...whatever. The scariest villian in "Buffy" has been, hands down, the greasy-haired Riley Finn. His lethal weapon? No, not his "makes Wesley look like the ultimate fighting champion" punches, but his pudgy fish face, that blinds all his opponents. So that's how he took down all 17 hostiles!

3. Your boyfriend is so afraid of your "Death To Riley" wrath that he watches Buffy and Riley together...to see what NOT to do.

4. Your convinced he's having a secret affair with Graham. All guys living in one house? CMON, PEOPLE.

5. The thought of being in a 10 mile radius of him and his sweaty nasty self makes your skin crawl.

6. The thought of being in a 10 mile radius of him and his sweaty nasty self stirs up an incredible urge in you to bring out the sharp shooters and party hats.

7. When you see the "be all that you can be" commercials for the military, you scream "NEVERNEVERNEVER!" and hit the air as if attacking an invisible person with a broom

8. You know that those "vitamins" he takes aren't vitamins OR strengthening drugs...

9. His toothy smile grosses you out more than your grandfathers old dentures.

10. You think Sarah Michelle Gellar should get a million dollars per Riley love scene. Poor girl...Lips with Fishboy, Lips with Fishboy! Hell, we should get a couple thou just for having to watch it

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