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1.You'll castrate the bastard if he says, "Iowa, born and raised" ONE more time.

2. When Riley enters a room, everywhere else gets just a little bit brighter.

3. You fantasize about putting a real chip in Rileys brain and controlling him. Your first task? Since he likes driving so much, you'd drive him off a cliff!

4. You wish HE was in the coma instead of Faith. Hell when you see him on screen, you yourself wish you were in a coma.

5. You think the Initiative is stupid for not using those behavior modification drugs to give Riley and actual personality

6. You would kill to take that damn scarf and choke him with it.

7. You hope that Riley goes to L.A. and gets burned alive by Jhierra. Then, Jhierra dies from the disgustingness of touching Captian Farm Boy. Two Birds with one stone.

8. You have a picture of the Riley Finn in your room....that you use as a dart board.

9. The thought of Riley actually beating up anyone makes you collapse on the floor in a fit of giggles, and then makes you wanna kick his pansyass yourself.

10. Youve named your dog "Riley" JUST so you can constantly say, "Riley's a bitch!" without getting crap from your parents.

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