You Know You Hate Riley When...

1. You've never been to Iowa, but you're sure you hate it

2. Whenever you see a cow, you think of him, then swear silently

3. When your friend mentions that she/he likes cheese, you give him/her an evil glare

4. You have a newfound hate for anything military

5. You've mutilated your little brothers GI Joe dolls, all 50 of them

6. You skip all of the readings on Chapter Nine

7. You not-so-silently curse anyone that resembles him, even strangers on the street

8. You've banned peculiar from your vocabulary

9. You regard all teaching assistants with extreme attitude, just because.

10. You've bought lilacs at the florists' and watched them die, slowly, surely...

11. When he comes on screen you cringe, then yell obscenities at the tv, positive he can hear you

12. Turn to WWF during Riley/Buffy kissage

13. You Read Top...17 lists like this one, and they amuse you to no end.

14. In a battle you cheer for the demon

15. You're convinced he's INBRED

16. You're in all the "Death To Riley" fanclubs

17. You start writing b/a fics and riley-bashing fics for theraputic reasons ( I Know I Have )

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