You Know You're a B/A 'Shipper When...

1. You passed the "you know you hate riley when" list with flying colors

2. You've added yet another claddagh ring to your extensive ring, cross, old book collection

3. You've made your computer play the "Close your eyes" theme whenever you log on. And open a window. and move your mouse.

4. During all the b/r scenes you scream bloody murder at the television. And Marc Blucas. And your dog. And anyone who enters the room.

5. Your friends and family no longer mention Riley, Iowa, Farming or anything GI Joe in your presence.

6. You've disowned your Cousin Harry after he joined the army

7. You glare evilly and plot the death of anyone who doesn't hate Riley as much as you do

8. You eat a lot of chocolate and peanut butter in your bed. You are the chocolate and peanut butter queen.

9. You spend your waking hours analyzing every aspect of the B/A coupling. (eg. why they're so right for each other. why they MUST be together in the end. how they will be together in the end. when they will be together in the end. why other love interests will fail. how other love interests will die. when other love interests will die )

10. You read only Buffy/Angel fanfics. Yeah, that's rite, not Buffy/Spike, not Buffy/Riley, not Buffy/Xander.

11. You've written Buffy/Angel forever on at least 5 of your binders/textbooks. With a little heart doodle next to it. Cmon, admit it, don't lie.

12. "The I In Team" and "She", never happened. You've blocked them out of your memory.

13. You watch the season two episodes religiously. Its part of your daily routine, like breathing.

14. You listen to corny pop songs, (EG. From the bottom of my broken heart, Anytime) and start tearing up. "Its just so true...SO BUFFY/ANGEL!"

15. You've written lots of b/a, riley/kate/jhierra death fics

16. You've got about 50 b/a, riley/kate/jhierra death work in progress fics in your head.

17. <== Ooh, 17. That's SUCH a big number. Were scared now.

18. Your already a solid Sarah/David 'shipper. Youve known all along.

19. Your not sick of these "You know you...when" lists that G writes.

20. If Joss screws up the story lines any more, you're ready and willing to take out your uzi and hunt him down.

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