AUTHORS NOTES : I wrote this on a whim, its short. It features riley's death, and a suprise! Hope you like, its kinda bad-fic. Its stupid, its senseless...but its theraputic. Enjoy!
DISTRIBUTION : with my permission only!

The whole Scooby gang was together, avengers assembled. Cordelia, Doyle and Angel had drove in from LA. to help out. The Slayerettes and Angel Investigations had united to wage war against the greatest evil.

No, not the first evil. The Greatest Evil.

The Initiative, led by Riley. They would pay for what they did.

Only 1 week ago did they learn that Riley was Mayor Wilson's long lost nephew, and that HE had started the Initiative and planned to corrupt the Slayerettes.

He had cast a spell to make them accept him into the group, while casting an extremely powerful vanity spell to make him appear mildly attractive in their eyes.

But the fans were not fooled. They had suspected he was indeed a demon all along and G from BA_Fluff warned Angel first of the evil while she was...visiting. Angel alerted Cordelia and Doyle and they drove to Sunnydale to stop the madness!

They had cast a lifting spell and the team had to stop the Slayer from killing herself. "I don't wanna live!" the distressed Buffy wailed, "I can't get the taste of Riley out of my mouth! Lips with Fishboy, Lips with Fishboy!"

And with that, she jumped off the ledge, only to be caught by Angel who held her back as she cried into his arms.

"Will I ever recover from kissing such a horrible demon?" her voice wavered in her damsel in distress tone.

"I'm sure I can take your mind off it," the still worried Angel said as he looked into her eyes, now brimming with tears. She let out a small laugh which caused Angel to half-smile as they shared their first kiss after months.

But certainly not their last.

The two star-crossed lovers got back together and hunted Riley down for the next month. They finally found him milking his cow, Bessie back in Iowa where they found out his mother's father was actually his mother's brother and he had 20 siblings, all just as gross has he was.

Fleeing from such a horrible sight, Buffy and Angel ran through the corn field, trying to escape the...monsters that were chasing them. The Finn- Monsters.

Just as Riley and his family were closing in on him, they were run over by a tank, courtesy of Xander and the Scooby gang.

Riley and his whole bloodline were splattered onto the cornfields, and their reign of horror ended.

To celebrate, the gang all went to Giles house and ordered Pizza. Doyle finally got the nerve to kiss Cordelia, Oz came back from his trip and made out with Willow, Giles and Jenny who actually didn't die, just went for vacation and left a FAKE body, stared into each other's eyes. Of Course, Xander and Anya screwed in one of the upstairs bedrooms....

While Buffy and Angel occupied the room next to them.

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