Season 3 quotes

Choices

Mayor Wilkins: "There - that look on your face is my reward."

Mayor Wilkins: "So, you just take good care of it. You be careful not to put somebody's eye out with that thing. 'Till I tell you to."
Faith: "Got any particular eyes in mind?"

Buffy: "Sorry, honey."
Angel: "That's okay."

Buffy: "Well, there's something you don't see every day. Unless, of course, you're me."
Angel: "That was bracing. Wanna do another sweep?"
Buffy: "It's what I live for - sad to say."

Buffy: "Do you get the feeling that we're kind of in a rut?"
Angel: "Rut?"
Buffy: "You never take me anyplace new."
Angel: "What about that fire-demon nest in the cave by the beach? Thought that was a nice change of pace."
Buffy: "So this is our future? I mean, this is how we're gonna spend our nights when I'm 50 and you're... the same age you are now?"
Angel: "Let's just get you to 50."
Buffy: "Liking that plan."

Principal Snyder: "Okay, what's in the bag?"
Guy: "My lunch."
Principal Snyder: "Is that the new drug lingo?"
Guy: "No, it's my lunch."
Principal Snyder: "Sit up straight."

Willow: "Sounds like your mom's in a state of denial."
Buffy: "More like a continent. She just has to realize that I can't go away."
Willow: "Maybe not now, but soon, maybe. Or maybe I, too, hail from denial land."
Buffy: "Faith's turn to the dark side of the Force pretty much put the proverbial kibosh on any away plans for me."

Buffy: "But you - I can't believe you got into Oxford!"
Willow: "It's pretty exciting."
Oz: "There's some deep academia there."
Buffy: "That's where they make Gileses!"
Willow: "I know. I could learn, and have scones."

Buffy: "You guys, don't forget to breathe between insults."
Cordelia: "I'm sorry, Buffy, this conversation is reserved for those who actually have a future."

Willow: "Oh, Buffy, she was just being Cordelia, only more so."

Wesley: "I don't understand."
Buffy: "Well, I don't think I can talk any slower, Wes."

Wesley: "But you're a Slayer."
Buffy: "Yeah, I'm also a person. You can't just define me by my Slayerness. That's... something-ism."

Giles: "What's your plan?"
Buffy: "I gotta have a plan? Really? I can't just be proactive with pep?"
Giles: "If you want to take the fight to them, I suggest the first step will be to find out exactly what they're up to."
Buffy: "Oh. I actually knew that. I thought you meant a more specific plan, you know, with maps and stuff."

Vamp: You killed him."
Faith: "What are you, the narrator?"

Mayor Wilkins: "What happened to the courier? I was supposed to pay him."
Faith: "I made him an offer he couldn't survive."

Mayor Wilkins: "What?"
Faith: "Nothing."
Mayor Wilkins: "Oh, it's 'cause I used the "B" word, huh?"

Buffy: "Unfortunately, that's all I could get out of my informant before his aggressive tendencies forced me to introduce him to Mr. Pointy."

Wesley: "We need time to fully analyze the situation, and devise a proper and strategic stratagem."
Buffy: "Wes, hop on the train, or get off the tracks."
Wesley: "The mayor will most assuredly have supernatural safeguards protecting the box. Oh, we all forgot about that, did we?"
Buffy: "Looks like a job for wiccan-girl. What do you say, Will? Big time danger."
Willow: "Hey, I eat danger for breakfast."
Xander: "But, oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods."

Buffy: "Don't suppose you wanna help me get down? (growls) Didn't think so."

Wesley: "This box must be destroyed."
Xander: "I need a volunteer to hit Wesley."

Hench-Vamp: What are you doing?"
Willow: "I'm looking for a sucking candy. 'Cause my mouth gets dry when I'm nervous, or held prisoner against my will. And suddenly I'm thinking 'sucking' isn't a good word to use around vampires. Hey! Did you get permission to eat the hostage? I don't think so."

Faith: "Check out the bookworm."
Willow: "Faith!"
Faith: "Anybody with brains, anybody who knew what was going to happen to her, would be trying to claw her way out of this place. But you! You just can't stop Nancy Drewing, can you? I guess now you know too much, and that kind of just naturally leads to killing."

Willow: "It didn't have to be this way. But you made your choice. I know you had a tough life. I know that some people think you had a lot of bad breaks. Well, boo-hoo!"

Faith: "You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient."
Willow: "Oh, and here I just thought you didn't have a comeback."

Willow: "I'm not afraid of you."
Faith: "Let's see what we can do about that."
Mayor Wilkins: "Girls. I hope I don't have to separate you two. Faith, you can play with your new toy later."

Mayor Wilkins: "Well, this is exciting, isn't it? Clandestine meetings by dark of night, exchange of prisoners. I just, I... I feel like we should all be wearing trenchcoats."

Mayor Wilkins: "She's pretty, Angel. A little skinny. Still don't understand why it couldn't work out with you and my Faith. I guess you kinda just have strange tastes in women."
Angel: "Yeah, well, what can I say? I like 'em sane."

Principal Snyder: "You... all of you... Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?"

Willow: "So Faith was like, 'I'm gonna beat you up,' and I'm all, 'I'm not afraid of you.' And then she had the knife, which was less fun."

Buffy: "He doesn't even know what a lasting relationship is."
Angel: "No."
Buffy: "Probably the only lasting relationship he's ever had is with... evil."
Angel: "Yeah."
Buffy: "Big, stupid, evil guy."